When you’re hitting her with that “take it out and reinsert” stroke.
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Cats don’t always make the best dogs
What do you mean; he did great.
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Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception
They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes
yiykes all those kids could’ve died
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